my evil twin.

dailyhuff:

- I don’t get TopherChris and don’t think he’s as funny as he thinks he is (in his defense, I am certain the same thing could be said about me, there). There. I said it.

Automatic reblog to my secondary Tumblr blog! (ARTMSTB!)

This kind of thing is interesting to me. I don’t think I’m really all that funny at all. Sexiest man on Tumblr, yes. Of course, duh. But funny? No.

I have permanently low self-esteem, and it’s bloody fascinating to me to know that people out there think I have a huge ego or something. I’ll tell you what it might actually be: I’m not afraid to look like a total nincompoop on the internet. That’s what I am. That’s all it is.

Or as Bernie Mac so eloquently put it, “I ain’t scared of you motherfuckers.”

Anyway, in closing: Suck my dick, I am the greatest, your mom loved it last night, and I truly hope you get sarcasm.

(In your defense, I bet we could be good friends once you got to know me.)